Sunday, October 26, 2008

(MN) Wild Fire

Last night my company sponsored the MN Wild hockey game. We had three locations throughout the Xcel Energy Center where we were demoing our new printer. David and I were working the table up on the Upper Level of the arena, right next to a concessions stand.

From the time we got there, we were plotting our attack on a huge bucket of popcorn and mega Diet Coke. We decided after the 1st intermission break and the Amazing Race ice event that led contestants up to our stand to collect a printed photo for the contest, we could execute our popcorn attack. However, the concessions stand had a different adgenda.

I smelled it first. Then I looked to the right. Smoke bellowing out of the concession stand. Now, I'm deathly afraid of fire, so when the smoke got thicker, I froze and sent David over to the stand with a camera to see what was going on. He came back a minute later, "The popcorn machine started on fire!" There was smoke everywhere and we couldn't breathe, but he did get some amazing photos:
... and as it turns out, we ended up printing more photos of the flamin' popcorn machine than we did of hockey fans!

PS. Yes, I am still deathly afraid of fire and no, this didn't help.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What a mess...

Thinking nothing of it, I left for work this morning with sweaters all over my bedroom floor, a bra and boyshorts on my dresser, and my bed totally unmade. I didn't move my bathroom floor mats, put away the kleenex box and bottle of lotion, soap and water mug. The apartment complex would notify me when they would finally be over to repaint the bathroom ceiling.

***

I could smell it when I walked in the door. The painters had been over. It was about time. They were supposed to come on October 1st. No show. They were then supposed to come Monday. Again, nothing. The apartment complex said they would call. Guess not.

My bathroom is a disaster. There are little ceiling paint chips everywhere. The shower bottom is covered; luckily it looks like my shower radio/cd player is ok. The bathroom floor itself is covered with these little specs, which feel like you're walking on glass chips. At least they tossed the bathmats into my bedroom. My sink and mirror, speckled. And my toilet seat has nasty wet footprints all over it.

I peer into my bedroom. Two rolls of tape, sitting on my bed, way on the other side of the room. What the hell were they doing in my bedroom?

I go into the kitchen to get the floor vac. They have put the big paint chips from my bathroom ceiling into a brown grocery bag that happened to be sitting out -- mine, not theirs -- and would ultimately NOT be used for garbage. At least they could have taken it to the dumpster. They used the Swiffer, as it was not in its original place.

I walk over to the office to return the two rolls of tape in my bedroom. They were expecting me, as I called to tell them about the mess in my bathroom and the left tape rolls. They tell me apparently they did some work in my bedroom too. And that they apologize for the mess. They make a joke or two, ask about my job and interviews, and tell me they'll get to the bottom of this mess.

I walk back to my apartment and get to cleaning my bathroom. I realize I should check my bedroom to see what they did. It's hard to tell if they did anything, but they certainly moved the hats, tie, and scarves I had hanging on the wall. Back to the bathroom, I clean it up, put everything back in place.

Missing: one kleenex box. I call the office again. As I am talking to them about the mess and the bedroom which is hard to tell if they actually did anything, I mention the kleenex box. I walk back into the bathroom while on the phone, I decide to check in the cabinet under my sink. Bingo. One kleenex box. Which means... they were under my sink for no good reason. They have now had a good ol' look at all my "feminine products". Awesome. NOT OK. There was no reason to go under my sink -- my kleenex box would have been just fine where you piled the soap, water mug, and lotion. Then I get nervous -- if they went under my sink, what else did they go through? And if they were in my bedroom, did they go through my nightstand? (No, there is no vibrator, but there are condoms -- a girl has to be prepared!) Did they put on the bra that was on my dresser, or worse yet, go through my jewelry boxes? (Note: I checked my jewelry boxes. Everything is there... but damn they could have made off well with everything Gram-O has given me over the years.)

Is this ok? Absolutely not. Will I write a nasty letter to the bitch-ass company that left my bathroom a disaster? Absolutely.

Bitches.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

To the batmobile, er office...

This morning, was just like any other morning. I woke up dreading having to go to work all day. I dreaded going to work today only until as I turned into the parking lot a mere five minutes ago. As I turned the wheel, the Batman theme started on the radio. I kid you not, "To the batmobile, let's go!"... and then the theme in all its glory.

While in no way am I excited to be at work today, I'd like to say the Batman Theme surly helped.


Note: Neal Hefti, who wrote the Batman theme song, died Saturday at the age of 85.


PS. Happy birthday, mom!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Curry Sugar Snap Peas

I stumbled upon this one over the summer at an office barbecue. Our summer intern, in all her vegetable-loving, happy-go-lucky, over-bubbly style brought a platter of pea pods I just couldn't keep my fingers off. Though she spread the dip on pea pods, sprinkled each with nuts, and made a beautiful presentation, I found just serving this as a dip, sprinkled with nuts, and with sugar snap peas was just as delicious and a little less tedious. With a little Asian flare, this dip is a sure winner!

Curry Sugar Snap Peas

What you need:
  • 8 oz cream cheese, at room temperature
  • 4 tbsp mango chutney
  • 2 tsp curry powder
  • Chopped nuts
  • Sugar snap peas

How you do it:
  1. Mix cream cheese, chutney, and curry powder.
  2. Sprinkle with chopped nuts before serving.

(Robyn -- you will LOVE this one!)

Sunday Morning Groceries

I like to go grocery shopping early Sunday morning. There is never anyone there, I can go in, get the items on my list, and get out -- usually without speaking to anyone.

The Rainbow by my apartment has never been my favorite, but it has the best deals. I used to complain they had so many lanes but no one working. About two months ago, they finally added the self-checkout lanes - my favorite.

Now, these self-checkout lanes are perfect for my Sunday morning grocery shopping extravaganza. Except... every Sunday the same little girl grocery clerk is working. She stands at the end of the four self-checkout stations and watches. Now, bless her little girl heart for working Sunday morning and helping those who cannot figure out the machines. However -- you see me every Sunday; you know I know how to use the machines; LEAVE ME ALONE.

Today -- she came over and told me about some stupid program. I think I heard her voice, but it went in one ear and out the other -- all I wanted was to scan, bag, pay, and bolt. She wouldn't stop. I think she finally got the hint when I just went around her to continue with my purchases.

Note to all grocery clerks: those of us who are in your store before 8:30 on a Sunday morning -- yeah, we don't want to talk. We want to get in and get out.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

On Kol Nidre...

I'm not one to publicly go out and ask for forgiveness between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. It's never been my style. I am more the type that does it internally, has that conversation with whomever you believe is up there. There are no awkward converstaions or false forgivenesses. It's a time between me and the big guy.

This year, as I sat listening to the beautiful notes of the Kol Nidre service, I couldn't help but reflect on the year past. I sat and thought about everything my family has been through; about the ten days I spent at Israel -- the two times I davened at the Western Wall -- with tears in my eyes, not for any other reason than being totally overwhelmed with where I was; about my friends; about the scandal at my office; about this engagement and that engagement and my relationship; about him, and about you.

This year, I will go to shul alone on Yom Kippur, and frankly, I am glad. I am going for me. Tonight, Rabbi Allen reminded us that on Yom Kippur, we think about the people we are, the people we want to be. This year, as I look at everything goin on around me, I am glad I will able to go into this alone -- to have my day of attonement -- and to come out of the fast cleansed and ready to start a new year...

I wish each and every one of you an easy fast, and a sweet, happy, and healthy New Year.

L'shana tova.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Typo of the Day...

"Done. Thanks for your patients."


Sunday, October 5, 2008

By Popular Request...

So it has been requested I start posting recipes...

The rules:
  1. I will not post pictures. If you want to know if your recipe turned out like mine, take a picture and send it to me -- I'll tell you.
  2. If you try the recipe, comment and let me know what you think.
  3. I love garlic. I mean, I love garlic. When I make a recipe, I almost always add extra garlic. If I post a recipe, I will list the amount of garlic I used. Note this is almost always at least one clove more than the original recipe. If you don't love garlic, use one less clove than I note in the recipe.
  4. I don't eat red meat. If a recipe I think sounds yummy calls for red meat, I substitute chicken or ground turkey. You can do the same to the recipes I post here if you prefer red meat or want to mix it up a little.
  5. Most of these recipes I have found elsewhere and adapted to my liking. Adapt away -- it's how you find out what you like and don't like and it then becomes your own.
  6. Beteavon! (Bon appetit!)

Orange Chicken Stir-Fry*

What you need:
  • 1 orange
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 package chicken, cut into thin strips
  • 1-tablespoon cornstarch
  • 1 to 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1 large can mandarin oranges
  • 6 scallions, chopped, green parts only

How you do it:
  1. In a small bowl, zest and squeeze juice from orange. Add garlic and soy sauce.
  2. Toss sliced chicken in cornstarch until coated. Heat 1-tablespoon oil in a large. Brown chicken (add more oil if necessary); transfer to a plate.
  3. Pour juice mixture into skillet and heat until bubbly, about 1 minute. Return chicken to skillet; add mandarin oranges and scallions. Toss until coated and heated through
*This recipe originally called for 1-1/2 lb. sirloin or rib-eye steak. I substituted chicken.