Three reasons Einstein Bagels is no good...

1. The bagel was undercooked. Doughy bagels are not good. Too yeisty. Too chewy. Just gross.
2. The salmon cream cheese is nasty. It doesn't taste like salmon at all. It tastes more like pink, salty, paste. Good try.
3. It's not Bruegger's or a street cart in NYC.

All I wanted was a decent bagel and schmear. Is that too much to ask for? Apparently after being up since 3:00am it is. I should have taken his advice and gone to McDonald's.