National Talk Like a Pirate Day gone bad...

Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, so naturally my marketing department is having a good time with it.

Tom needs something from Peggy. Because it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, Tom calls Peggy "Peg Leg".

Peggy, in response to Tom says, "Tom, I wish I could come up with a good name for you, but 'asshole' just keeps coming to mind."

It was the funniest thing ever.

(though, you probably had to be here)