Quote of the Day

"There are too many fat men driving VW Beetles."

-Nathan

PS. The license plate was "CYBRBUG"

Fill in the blanks...

Dear ___,

I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You're the scum between my toes!

Love, ___.

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(Name that movie!)

Some things just shouldn't be made into juice...

I love juice, I really do. However, this morning is case-in-point #2 that watermelon should not be made into a juice. The first instance of this was when I was in Israel. Once we got to the bottom of Masada, there was a juice stand. My sister, smart as she is, got the orange juice. Our tour guide, Iftah, got the watermelon. Not a good idea. He said adding some orange juice didn't even help it.

So Sunday when I was at the store, I picked up some Naked Juices to take to work for breakfast this week. One pound of fruit in every bottle -- a great, and healthy!, breakfast. I saw the new watermelon flavor, thought twice (seeing as Iftah had the negative watermelon juice experience), and then decided to go for it. It couldn't be that bad... there were other fruits in it as well.

Wrong.

I don't really know how to describe the taste, but it's not good. Maybe all the water content in watermelon "waters" down the juice, or if it's just the watermelon flavor altogether that doesn't do it, but it wasn't good. Too bad, too... I was really looking forward to that bottle of juice for breakfast this morning.

Note to self: no more watermelon juices.